传说中的大城市——眉山
你是眉山的?”“YES” “哇,好远啊…” (沉默中…)
“眉山解放没有?”
“没有,我们上课都带枪”
“你原来会说汉语~!”
“嗯,来的时候在火车上刚学的”
“你头上怎么没有留辫子?”
“为了上大学只好剪掉了!”
“你们还吃生肉吗?”
“我们老大发明了钻木取火,所有人都只吃烧烤”
“你们眉山人真幸福”
“是啊”
“那太好了,下次我去成都旅游,就住你家了啊”
“没问题,不过我家离成都稍有点远”
“那你怎么来上学?”
“骑驴到北京后坐飞机!”
“那一定很久吧?”
“习惯了,提前半年出发就行!”
“………”
“怎麽不骑马呢?”
“在眉山,骑马的都是穷人,像我们考出来的,都是骑驴和骆驼的”
“高考很难吧?”
“眉山没有高考,考试都是比赛射箭,一公里摆个牌子,写上“清华”,旁边放一个“北大”,一个人有三次机会,我第一次射清华,第二次射北大,都失败了,最后为了保险,射最近的一块牌子,就是这个学校。”
“你们那用人民币吗?”
“不用,考上大学以前,我都没听过这回事。”
“那你们买东西?”
“我们看中别人的东西就背着羊去了,¥就是钱啊!”
“快过年了,眉山让放鞭炮吗?”
“谁还放鞭炮?我们都扔手榴弹玩!哪玩意儿响动大~” 不错啊 啊,哈哈 偶啥时才能熬出头啊. 关注一下下啦。。:@:@:@
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